UNREAL IS HERE PT.2

USUALLY TRY AND KEEP THINGS PRETTY LIGHT AROUND HERE BUT WTF.  MIND.  BLOWN.

UNREAL IS HERE

KICK OFF YOUR HOLIDAY EARLY BY BUYING OUR RECORD ON THE FIRST DAY IT'S AVAILABLE.  ALSO ENJOY SETS BY SHORES OF AND THE MANNEQUIN MEN DJ'S.  I'M GOING TO TRY AND GET KEVIN TO TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF.  SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD.

WHAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW....

...IS THAT OUR FREE RECORD RELEASE SHOW YOUR LOOKING FORWARD TO NEXT TUESDAY AT SONOTECHQUE ALMOST WASN'T.  DUE TO UNFORSEEN CIRCUMSTANCES, OUR RECORDS MISSED THE SHIPMENT FROM THE CZECH REPUBLIC THAT WOULD HAVE HAD THEM HERE IN TIME FOR THE SHOW.  SOME QUICK THINKING ON THE PART OF MIKE AT PIRATES PRESS SOLVED THE ISSUE, WITH 120 HOT OFF THE PRESSES SINGLES SHOWING UP AT MY DOOR 10 A.M. - WHICH IS AMAZING BECAUSE WHEN I TRACKED THEM LAST NIGHT THEY WERE IN LONDON. LOOK HOW PSYCHED ASH IS - DON'T UPSET HIM BY MISSING THIS SHOW.

THE MAIDEN VOYAGE

TO TRULY REPLICATE THE EXPERIENCE OF BONDING ONLY THE ROAD CAN BRING (IN THIS CASE THE ROAD BETWEEN CHICAGO AND ST.PAUL), YOU COULD WATCH THIS VIDEO 420 TIMES AND STOP IT EVERY FEW HOURS TO GET SOMETHING TO DRINK AND GO TO THE BATHROOM.  OLD FRIENDS, NEW FRIENDS, AND $9.64 SHORT OF COVERING OUR EXPENSES - THANK YOU ST. PAUL.  DON'T FORGET: 7" RELEASE NEXT WEEK.

OBITUARY: THE BLACK GLADIATOR

VIBRATO, DISTORTION, SQUARE GUITAR, A DRUM BEAT NAMED AFTER HIM, TOURED WITH THE CLASH, "LADY BO" AND THE TOUGHEST DEBUT SINGLE EVER -  BO DIDDLEY B/W I'M A MAN.  TAKE CARE BO.